"so you’re still single" excuse u i’m just faithful to my unreachable celebrity crush
I wish I was a member of EXO. I actually want to be Jongin or Chanyeol or Baekhyun. They prolly spend so much time with Kyungsoo. I want to be Kim Jong-Kai because he could steal glances at Kyungsoo all he wants (I just love how there’s so much love when they exchange glances, they could even pass as a gay couple ha!). I want to be Chanyeol so I could share my secrets with Kyungsoo, like best friends (I could hug him all I want too hahaha, feel his body against mine, okay this is getting too sensual bye). I want to be Baekhyun so I could annoy the shit out of him whenever I want to (I won’t even mind if he hits me, IT WOULD BE A PRIVILEGE loool~).
Or I could be Tao so I could take baths with him… Or not. OH MY GOD. HAHAHAHA.
I WANT TO BE A MEMBER OF EXO. THAT’S IT. I’m delusional. Bye.
I think I should write a story about a girl who is so afraid of centipedes, that she often asks God why He had to create them, was it to frighten her? No, there’s prolly a bigger picture behind God creating centipedes, like for example, God made them because there are other animals in the food chain who eat centipedes and live on centipedes. But this one girl just hates centipedes, she can take earth worms, snakes, millipedes (because they look so cute when they coil themselves), but centipedes are just srsly not her style. Like this one time when she was about to take a bath, a centipede appeared right in front of her and she almost died, really. She went out of the bathroom running for her life because she swore she saw the centipede’s eyes taunting to eat her alive, like it was mocking her, “I’m going to eat you, I’m just three inches long and half a centimeter wide but I’m going to eat you.” God I can’t believe I just did, okay bye.
sorry for talking about the things i like so much
"boys don’t like girls who-"
be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool